Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I am never drinking with the goths again.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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