Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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