ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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