Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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