Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
