i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
this hospital has no fireball
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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