didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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