Sry I called you an 8
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
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