Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
Randomize
