I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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