I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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