what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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