Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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