Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
people are starting to question the shark bite story
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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