Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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