That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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