Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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