You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I fill condoms, not promises.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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