Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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