Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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