he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
Randomize
