The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
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