i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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