tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
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