Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
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