Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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