I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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