Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
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