Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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