Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
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