who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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