butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
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