Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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