i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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