Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
Randomize