My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
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