I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
