So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
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