it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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