sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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