she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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