Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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