Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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