I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
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