Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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