I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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