But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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