I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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