and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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