Dual....:-)
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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