would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
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