I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
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