i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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