It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
Randomize
