at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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