margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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