Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I have demons in me.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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